The Dirty Nil To Stage-Dive Your Living Room WithThe Guaranteed Destruction Livestream Tour

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Today, rock n roll’s saviors from up north The Dirty Nil announce the Guaranteed Destruction Livestream Tour, which will kick off on April 15th and (virtually) bring the JUNO Award-winning trio to locations like Palm Springs, Austin & even Mars (the last of which will be a NIL-O-Vision 3D experience --  a bundle including custom 3D glasses, a signed 8x10 photo & VIP laminate will be available to purchase via thedirtynil.com/store as well).

Following their monumentally successful Dancing 2 Thrash livestreaming tour last year as well as the Jan 1 release of their acclaimed IDGAF album ‘Fuck Art’, The Dirty Nil are ready to crash into their fans’ living rooms with the upcoming Guaranteed Destruction tour.

From frontman Luke Bentham: “Y’all asked, we answered. We proudly present to you: The GUARANTEED DESTRUCTION TOUR. The amps are louder, the drums are thwacky-er, and the screens are greener than ever before. Resistance is futile, destruction is guaranteed, NIL are number one, but y’all knew that. Much luv, see y’all soon on a screen near you.”

Bursting with classic-rock heroism, pop-punk horsepower, ‘80s indie scrappiness, ‘90s alterna-crunch, and speed-metal adrenalin, ‘Fuck Art’ has been called a “raucous blend of arena rock, thrash and DIY punk” (SPIN) that “deliver[s] a much-needed punk rock jumpstart” (UpRoxx) and “reinforces [The Dirty Nil’s] skill at cooking up killer riffs and shouty vocals like nobody else” (Alternative Press).

Take one peek at the videos for album cuts “Doom Boy”, “Blunt Force Concussion” and “Done With Drugs”, and you’ll know why seeing THE NIL bring this record to life is a must-see event. Most recently they released the video for “Elvis ‘77”, calling on the megawatt power and creativity of their fans (affectionately referred to as their “Nillionaires”) to provide the footage used. 

 

FULL DATES

Thursday, April 15th - San Diego, CA

Presented by 91X and Music Box

12am ET/ 9pm PT/ 11pm CT

 

Tuesday, April 20th - Palm Springs, CA

Presented by Alt 101.5 and Shanghai Red's Bar & Grill

11pm ET/ 8pm PT/ 10pm CT

 

Friday, April 23rd - St. Catharines, ON

Presented by 97.7 HTZ-FM and Warehouse Concert Hall

9pm ET/ 6pm PT/ 8pm CT

 

Tuesday, April 27th - Greenville, SC

Presented by X98.5 and Radio Room

8pm ET/ 5pm PT/ 7pm CT

 

Thursday, April 29th - Houston, TX

Presented by 94.5 The Buzz and White Oak Music Hall 

10pm ET/ 7pm PT/ 9pm CT

 

Tuesday, May 4th - Austin, TX

Presented by 101X and Empire Control Room & Garage

9pm ET/ 6pm PT/ 8pm CT

 

Friday, May 7th - Colorado Springs, CO

Presented by KRXP 103.9 and The Black Sheep

11pm ET/ 8pm PT/ 9pm MT

 

Thursday, May 13th - “Fuck Art” live from Mars (in 3D Nil-O-Vision)

9pm ET/ 6 PT/ 8 CT

 

THE DIRTY NIL ON THE WEB

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